Attempt Number 1 (I was going to toss off a haiku, but you said it has to rhyme - Meh.)

A wond'rous thing is the frog
To write about on your blog
But it seems somewhat silly
To put on something frilly
Best that he should just wear a red speedo

But when STEEM begins to fall
we'll find the best of them all
Those who'll stay, not just leave
miss their money, off to grieve,
but would rather have some fun than see dough

And then Steem goes on the rise
And they start to feel so wise
They'll go out and they'll buy stuff
Their SP will now look rough
And suddenly they'll run out of RCs

Where to turn and what to do?
Impossible, it can't be true
And They'll feel rather sorry
When out goes their Ferrari
To write more, post more, get back their old ease.