Fill in the sentence CONTEST #5 - REWARDS

So I had this idea one night when I was playing a game with my friends.

The plan is: participants will be given a sentence with one/two blank positions and try to make the funniest, cruelest, most creative combination possible.

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An example:
In the beginning there was (1)_______. And the lord said, let "there be (2)_______".

(1)a bunch of jews
(2)nazis

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You will post your answers in the comments and get upvoted by other competitors and the one with most upvotes will win a reward. The reward is the posts payout, minus 10% for the host.

All you have to do is upvote this post and comment your answer to compete! You can also resteem this post in order for it to get some recognition.

Here is the sentence for the start of the competition! !

Good luck!

Ziga.

#rewards