RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#2 - The Final Wizard Attack (Boss round)
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
And thus Chuck need not ask the wizard any questions; he'll just stare the enemy down until he has the information needed.
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Human eyes would only have seen a quick blur, the machine falling apart, and then a roundhouse kick decapitating the wizard. A slow-motion camera would've captured Chuck Norris engaging in a series of kicks and punches first destroying the machine, and then striking these parts of the wizard in order:
1st: feet (leg sweep)
2nd: knees (roundhouse kicks to break the kneecaps and adjacent bones)
3rd: groin (Thai kick)
4th: guts (punch to the solar plexus)
5th: chest (1-inch punch , as Chuck learned from Bruce Lee)
6th: neck (a single chop severing both carotid arteries)
7th: head (roundhouse kick to behead)
The End... ?
Message from the Wizard
Tough luck! Who's next...??
Image from dragons lair abandonware
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Thanks; my bitshares username is doughtaker2222
trophy delivered :)
The wizard calls.