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RE: UPDATED PRIZE POOL, THANKS TO @CURIE! Punday Monday 67! Also Comedy Open Mic Round 33
Q: What was the carpenter's favorite TV Show?
A: Dr. House.
Q: What was the carpenter's favorite song?
A: Sweet Home Alabama
Q: Why did the carpenter marry another man?
A: Because he was a homosexual.
Where did the carpenter grab lunch after the earthquake?....at the Shake Shack
What does the carpenter do on Friday nights?.....gets hammered
Well clearly there is a future for us as tag team comedians XD
I'd listen to that podcast.
You forgot to mention what he had for breakfast...cottage cheese