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RE: Punday Monday 71! Giving out SBI like it's candy! Comedy Open Mic Round 36!
As a mortician, I often get companies and people asking for donations.
I always tell them I grave at the office.
No bones about it.. My "customers" are usually pretty fresh.
I wrote an M for mortician on my chapstick because some of the chemicals dry out my skin. That's my M balm.
Ha I crack myself up. I'm dying over here!