The Steemit Smartass Game #002 🐴

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🐴The Steemit Smart Ass Game🐴

What is a smartass?

  • a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.
  • over confident, clever or smug.
  • a person who replies to questions or situations. sarcastically or in a condescending manner.
  • smart aleck, know it all, show-off, wise guy.

So now we all know what a Smartass is, does anyone like a Smartass? Normally not, but in this game you need to be the biggest Smartass of all to win 🐴

Smartass Game #002

This is the second edition of the "Steemit Smartass Game" your mission if you choose to accept it? Is to give us your funniest "Yo Momma Joke". Your joke has to begin with the words "Yo Momma is so _____ ____?".

For example: "Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind" or "Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her"!. (These examples can not be used to enter)

RULES OF ENTRY

  1. Your entry must start with the words "Yo Momma is so"
  2. Upvote this post as your entry fee
  3. Re-steeming this post is not mandatory but will be beneficial to all players as the prizes
    will be higher.
  4. Only one entry per person so think hard before placing your entry.
  5. The top 3 will be decided by how many upvotes they receive from people, so upvote your favourite ones.
  6. If there are no votes or a tie then a top 3 will be chosen by me and my partner
    baseed on originality, funny factor, and smartass level.
  7. Contest will run for 1 week from time of posting.

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PRIZES

  • First prize will be 40% of steem made from this post
  • Second prize 20%
  • Third prize 10%
  • The more entries the bigger the prizes, so Re steem this post for more exposure 🐴

There is still a couple of days to go for entry into the first edition of the "Steemit Smartass Game" if you would like to enter? Here is the link: "The Steemit Smartass Game #001"

This has been an @crypto-expo Production

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Yo Momma is so Fat, I took a photo of her last christmas and its still printing. :)
resteemed.

Your Entry has been accepted 🐴

Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a hill and trolls popped out!

Your Entry has been accepted 🐴

I will support you,upvoted
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So you have taken a lot of time like you did not even mind afterwards, speaking in this for the sake of doing mill work, we can earn a lot of money in one month.
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my entry
"Yo Momma is so fat that when she farts the universe expands a little bit"
...lol
(at the beginning it was "the earth wobble a little bit"...then "the galaxy..." ...lol then I said let's go all the way to the limits of the cosmos.."oohh...am on the limit of the universe...let me touch it!!...uh!!! she farted again...!!" lol

O you forgot to upvote! Nice Yo Momma joke but please upvote to complete entry requirements 🐴 thank you @kingyus
upvote now recieved, entry valid

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