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RE: New pun contest AND announcing Pun Contest Winners! Prizes worth ones of cents!
What does Dracula drink when he is sick and tired of blood?
-A coffin-inated beverage
What does Dracula drink when he is sick and tired of blood?
-A coffin-inated beverage
It soothes his throat.
Yeah, I debated for way too long on the spelling of cough-inated vs coffin-ated. This was a tough one!
I had one more, but I thought the other one had more layers to it...
What do you call two smokers at a Starbucks?
Cough-ee mates!
Oh! Politically charged! Nice!