Next Contest. (BEST SHORT JOKE)
Tomorrow we will start a new contest, as the 1 to 1000000, comes to a close. You have one more day to get in your guess, We have someone who is withing 5000 I believe. https://steemit.com/contest/@bigram13/guess-1-too-1-000-000-for-a-up-vote. Our new contest will be BEST SHORT JOKE, but I would prefer no foul language in the post. So I am giving you a day to get your acts together, and develop that good hook. 
Video entries are accepted, or you can type out the joke. But I might not get your sarcasm. So I will leave you with this
So there are two funny jokes here, the first and the last.
"My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down."
Are we supposed to post jokes as reply? Wasn't sure...here's mine:
How do philandering cannibals get their fiber?
They eat a lot of dates!
Can't wait!
What is a whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: If my heart is a cellphone, then you are the SIM card--so it means you are inside my heart. <3
Girl: So sweet! :)
Boy: (Sigh) She doesn't know it's dual SIM.
@bigram13: Wahahahahaha! :p
BANG! haha!
Why did the monkey go moo? Because it was a cow.
you got to save the jokes for the contest will be in a day or two, I lied about the time frame.
That's ok, I lied about the joke. It wasn't a cow.
I am looking forward to being a part of this contest. This is a very interesting contest to showcase how funny you are.
@bigram13, i’m new to the community
how do I join the contest?
Kindly Upvote|Resteem|Comment
@nigma
Thanks
How do I read this post?
Kindly Flag me and reply sarcastically.
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