You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:
You completely miss the enemy, leaving yourself open to his attack. No second invitation is needed - the enemy finishes you off quickly, and chuckles at your weak moves. Lol, you are an idiot. You lose a life point.
You hit like a small child and the attack is easily deflected. You fool! Underestimating your foe is no way to victory! The enemy bursts out laughing. Gobbo observes the scene unfolding, well hidden in a nearby bush. He rushes over to finish you off @gobbo
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:
You completely miss the enemy, leaving yourself open to his attack. No second invitation is needed - the enemy finishes you off quickly, and chuckles at your weak moves. Lol, you are an idiot. You lose a life point.
!mightystab
You draw and swing with your sword:
You hit like a small child and the attack is easily deflected. You fool! Underestimating your foe is no way to victory! The enemy bursts out laughing. Gobbo observes the scene unfolding, well hidden in a nearby bush. He rushes over to finish you off @gobbo
Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.
The sneaky git hits for a 6.
Really not my day...
!mightyslash
You draw your sword slowly but determinedly and try to attack from the back:
Wow, you little sneak! You took the enemy off-guard and totally sliced that shit up! You land a hit of 10 points, you ninja!
!picksomepockets
Blimey! Obtained item 4: Bomb! -3 points to enemy hit!