Pic-a-Topic Writing Contest Has 'Ended' - Winners Announcement - SOON

Now don't go kicking yourself in those butt cheeks for missing the closing date of Outsider's writing contest, you'll probably have another chance soon; unless we grow tired of it and quit.

We might not be able to run the next contest as well, if some major catastrophic event takes place like a giant meter smacking into the planet, or the price of pretzels go up in Philadelphia causing mass panic, and rioting among the population.

Anyway...this is just an obligatory post to help save someone a whole lot of wasted time by writing an entry which would become void, leaving the participant in a fit of rage and debilitating, discontent.

To all you people out there who submitted an entry, Thank you for participating. We'll have the results as soon as the judges get over their hangovers.

Regards,

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@averageoutsider