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By far my favorite and most realistic.

Have an upvote ;D
As for your example, we have a saying for it in my country that goes a little something like this:
Take that dick out of your mouth.

Now I'm envisioning some little kid talking with a mouthful of food and chewed-up bits showering down on people below.

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