Jokes to summarize the composers' style(adaptation)

Landini: my eyes are blinded by the light of music.

Palestrina: Without me, where there is Bach,Mozart,Beethoven.

Bach: Music come in handy,without leaving a trace.

Handel: don't always take me with Bach, not a passer-by!(in fact, anxious to be on a par)!

Haydn:seriously, seriously, I compose music here!

Clementi: I'm not only able to creating sonatas,but also producing the piano and publishing music...I am a true multi-vendor.I am truly versatile.

Mozart: I have a secret: I am a genius,everyone is jealous of me ...

Cherubini: once there was a piano genius put in front of me (Liszt), I did not cherish, until he had becme the greatest pianists in the music history.There is nothing in the world that could be more painful.If God give me another chance, I will say that genius: the Paris Conservatoire welcome you.

Beethoven: My music it is called music, but in addition to music ... it is nothing ...

Czerny: I did nothing "talent" in the aspect of composition, but my piano music is absolutely all the children to learn the piano played!

Paganini:Don't look at me like that.The devil is hiding in my violin.

Berlioz:The title will tell you everything.

Schubert: I want my feelings.I want my feelings.I want my feelings.

Chopin, Liszt: Agree upstairs.
(Chopin: Ferencz gave me a kingdom separated from in his empire.
Liszt: No way, Federico, I play the piano better than you)!

Schumann: Great musicians are crazy, but like me really into the asylum few.My music is meant not to be caged!My music is meant not to be caged!

(To be continued)