Hi, Everyone! I'm new, please show me the ropes??!!

Hello, everyone.
I'm Mike Z and I'm new here. I wish to learn more about steemit!
Some of my interests are crypto-currencies, the human psyche, I love reading self-improvement books, I have a lot of wacky habits like taking a cold shower to boost my HGH, I fast 16-24 hours a day depending on the week, I like modafinal, I am a NO-FAPPER, I like singing to old songs like Frank Sinatra, I have a beautiful girlfriend, I'm an INFJ 2%, I love my big family and I'm an independent financial adviser (FA) because I think regular FA's take advantage of baby-booomers which I want to help most, so they're not screwed over the next financial collapse.
I offer investments outside the stock and bond market.
If you guys could link me in the right direction for these likes and hobbies, I'd really appreciate it and I want to thank the Steemit community for accepting me into their social media platform.
So, Thank you and may the future be bright here with me, you and future users!!!