Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses. Seems like everything I want from your shop has been damaged in some way. "Where's that backstock of Razor books, @blewitt?"
"Oh, sorry, @modernzorker dude, they got water damaged."
"I see. Well, how about those Gen13 variant covers?"
"Man, some customer got behind my counter and took 'em into the bathroom. I can show you what's left, but it ain't pretty."
"Hmmmm...total disappointment. Well, at least I still have those Warrior Nun Areala reprints to fall back on, right?"
"Yeah...um...look, I'm still not sure what happened there, but it involved a tuna fish sandwich and some K-Y Jelly, so you probably--"
Freakin' Jersey, man. ;)
Look. Warrior Nun and Razor deserve to be drenched in a lake. Let’s be honest.
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Honesty, is it? Then if we're being honest, I'll drench you in a lake, you hemorrhoid-heaving ball thrall.
I accidentally ordered Warrior Nun during Initial. (>_<)
Lol, I actually know of an event where his comics did get wet. Hurricane Bradley was a tragedy 🤣
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Lololol. I did write about it here somewhere if you want to dredge that horrific memory up. Lol
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