Marvel retailers at New York comic con "We aint sellin shit, and our shits all fucked up because your shits retarded"

in #comics7 years ago (edited)

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From NYC comic con according to reports from Comic-con Marvel retailers are pissed as shit. Nobody is buying shit, stores are closing down because all the characters and plotlines are retarded so they're like "what the fuck?"

They had their invite only Diamond Retailer Breakfast for baller ass sellers and a panel of Tom Brevoort, Nick Lowe, Christina Hanigan and Charles Soule took questions. Then everything went to shit.

Motherfuckers got mad heated letting Marvel know aint nobody about Iceman “kissing other men,” and Thor “becoming a woman.” cats are walking in, seeing that bullshit on the shelves and walking right out. Which is fucked up because Marvel is doing great selling everything that isn't comics.

Dudes was shouting over each other, Lowe said they were trying to unfuck shit by bringing the old heroes they retired back but first they have their lenticular covers coming out and these retailers are deadass expected to buy 200% the amount they usually do to get access to those covers for comics that already aren't selling.

One cat was like "fuck that shit" to applause from the audience. They closed the panel but these retailers weren't done hollaring at Lowe in the hallways and shit.

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Will Marvel pull it's head out of their asses and tighten this shit up?

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SJW propaganda Marvel went full retard.

For the love of everything good, please do a piece in this same tone that goes into how Fox and Marvel need to play nice, or actually, have whatever opinion you wish of course and write from your heart, but I would love your thoughts on those two companies, so amusing, great post!

This is my favorite recap of a comic-con...maybe ever.

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