Comedy Open Mic Round 7 - We Have Lift Off

in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

Me when my girlfriend jumps in the bed :)

 

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I would like to nominate @notorious562 and @mgood to enter in the comedy open mic.

#funny #punchline #jokes #lulz
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     6 years ago 

    guess you do it doggie style

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     6 years ago 

    Lol cat style sure aint working

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       6 years ago 

      Some guys pay for that kind of thing.

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       6 years ago 

      Haha yeah I get it good :)

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         6 years ago 

        Better not be jerking off when she jumps or you will stick like a dart in the wall 🎯

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         6 years ago 

        Haha yeah I need the practice though ;)

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           6 years ago 

          That's very funny, surely his cat runs startled. is the cat okay?

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           6 years ago 

          Lol lets hope the cat didn't fly out a window :)

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             6 years ago 

            Very nice post.... Thanks

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