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RE: Comedy Openmic Round 32, entry #2: Toy Story, A modern Horror Classic
I will gladly accept any and all help I can get. I self published a collection or two of my old blogs from my Myspace days but they were pretty awful and nobody bought them. Although I am wholely convinced Tucket Max plaigarized a littble bit of my stuff for his book, "I hope they serve beer in hell."
That's great!
You can steal golden eggs from the goose, but the goose can always make more gold...
One of my favorite lines from that book is something like: "I was so hungover, I'll bet that's how Jesus felt crawling out of that cave on Easter."
Was that line yours?
Totally sounds like your style.
I can't take credit for that one, but he used the term, "Captain Save A Ho," which was a madgoat original. Also, his most famous story was the one where's he running around a fancy hotel lobby in his underwear and having to shit really bad. It's almost identical to a story I told, only I just had to piss. We were both unknown at the time and we were the only people doing those types of blogs. I had a bunch of people tell me I should check him out and I know most of those people told him he should check out my work. But, whatever.
How much do you know about publishing and editing? I just got done copying and pasting all the blogs I have with fun facts into a single document that will eventually be the book. Obviously I need more pages and will need to do a bunch of stretching and reworking of what I have. I'm trying to decide what page count I should be shooting for. I'm sitting at 75 right now.
I'm going to reply on a previous post of yours, this thread is getting annoyingly thin to read on my phone. Meanwhile, I found some unintentional humor here:
https://steemit.com/life/@theficklefeet/freedivinginlambugbeachbadian-4bi94rkddi
😂