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RE: 10+ New Chuck Norris Steemit Jokes [Click Or Get Kicked] Comedy Open Mic Week 27 - Entry #1
Anyone who thought he was winking at them instead semi-spontaneously exploded in excitement. I don't know how you're still here. I wasn't hurt because I know that nobody can directly look Chuck in the eyes, let alone handle a wink...
Oh, it's true. I get winked at by him ALL the livelong day. But see, I have a special wink-bot that defends against his powerful winkage. Or rather, it prepares for them by anticipating the powerful energy surge before the wink actually happens, and the bot surrounds me with a wink-resistant force field within a nano second, just in time to protect against all calamities.
It's pretty cool I'll send you the wink link.....here