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RE: Comedy Open Mic Round 44 : OVER THE SILVER SKY TO THE WORLD OF NEVER : Part 104 - In Danger Of Being Seriously Killed.
Your completely innocent dog has obviously been lured into a honey trap operation by the Squirrel Secret Services. That femme fatale squirrel was pumping him for information throughout those sexual encounters. There was no love on its part. That poor canine became a pawn in their plans to bring down civilization and install a squirrel dictatorship. Either that or it's a sting. He should prepare himself for accusations of sexual harassment and a social media hate storm. I suggest your dog closes all of its accounts right now to prevent this. To be on the safe side he should move and assume a new identity immediately. The damage is already done, so he should delete everything before it's too late.
But if he deletes it all, then there will be no evidence of their love. All of that pumping for information will be in vain. The juice flowing in the streets, the smell of their love was excruciating, several people fainted from lack of oxygen.
That's not the kind of love you just discard and move on from.
as long as the squirrel was almost old enough and gave her consent, your dog should be fine. I know plenty lawyers that handle these kinda cases if it ever gets there. Though I doubt doggy will want to forget this anytime soon.
I'm sorry, you always have to believe the female in cases like these. No means no, Yes doesn't mean yes. We don't know what yes means, but scientists are working on it with studies. That dog is leaving himself open to all kinds of allegations in the future. As we all know squirrels are evil, manipulative liars bent on the subjugation of all mankind. They cannot be trusted. The dog is man's best friend, it's therefore guilty by association. That's squirrel logic for you. If you're not their ally you're their mortal enemy.
You are sick. I love it. ROFL