BREAKING NEWS My 2nd entry into comedyopenmic Round 18

The time is 21:30 GMT and on our breaking news for Today,

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  • @Ned CEO of steemit has denied that he is not leaving steemit.

  • FIFA has changed the venue of Egypt Vs Saudi Arabia match

  • Prophet @jlord has awoken two people from the mortuary.

Here are the news in details...

On steemit news.

Today Ned the CEO of steemit has denied leaving steemit on a Telegram SMT group, as many people were scared of him leaving since he is powering down. How can he leave us to suffer this low price of sbd alone?
we are in this together. Nobody is going anywhere.

Meanwhile, while he is busy powering down. @berniesanders (the fun guy)has upvoted himself back to positive and seems to be at peace with Ned for now. Till after the power down, maybe they will have a little fun again. stay tuned.

On sports

FIFA has announced the changing of Saudi Arabia Vs Egypt match which will hold on 25th of June 2018.
They announced the new is Vnukovo International Airport.

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The FIFA Presidents, Gianni Infantino said on CNN that since both teams have been knocked out and both of them are going home after the match. No need dirtying the stadium with a match that doesn't count, They can both play it at the airport, on their way home.

On our Local News from NEOXIAN CITY

Prophet @Jlordc (whose full name is jesus lord christ) of Dragon fire world Church in NigeriAceh has awoken two people from the mortuary at Government medical center.

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The two are Mr @aneukpineung78 25 years old and Miss @xawi 21 years of age. The young man aneukpineung is said to be a guard, while xawi is a nurse at the medical center and the pastor woke them up when he found them sleeping on duty.

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I thought i was dead. I'm sooo disappointed. 😁

What if Ned is Jesus? That might solve a lot of our problems.

That would explain his second coming.

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