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RE: Couples That Fart Together, Stay Together - Comedy Open Mic - Round #44
Have you both been introduced to the virtues of that which is known as the "Dutch Oven?" where you fart in bed, then pull the covers up over your partner's head so they get to indulge in the pure goodness of Gassius Glay?
@blewitt Stop talking to @sparkesy43 immediately. Nothing but terrible ideas - do NOT do this thing.
If you're not a fan of this, then I guess you don't want to know about how to take it up to the next level then? Where you fart in bed, then spit up in the air to make you pull the covers over your own head?
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS???
What can I say? It's a gift. Though if you shift your focus slightly, you will see a golden opportunity to get in first and hit @blewitt with these gems before he does
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Lol. See. Don’t say ya never learned anything from us here!