Bills - Comedy Open Mic (round 27)
Move into a house with your pals they said. It'll be fun they said.
After just a month living with them, the cracks are beginning to show.
The other day I was shouted at for not washing the dishes, even though I live off meal deals and takeaways and haven't used a single piece of cutlery or a single plate since I've moved in.
I look through my mail and I think
"bills, bills, bills... Bill hasn't live here for years."
Water. The essance of life. A basic human right. Our water utilities have been sold to the French and privatized. We got a water bill the other day for £300. Why the fuck are we paying £300 a year for treated lakewater?
Why does the House use gas and leccy when there's no one in?
Why do you have to pay thousands of pounds if you miss one of these payments? Why am I in so much debt that I am likely to miss these payments?
When can I move home?
This is an entry to the #comedyopenmic competition. I nominate @sidneybrown and @leannearanellio
yeah, being an adult sucks
Jokes on me for thinking it'd be fun. 😒
Oh nice.. Sissy just discovered the greatest scam artist alive: Adulthood.
Scammed me out of everything I've ever owned or loved it has!
French, you say? Must be Evian.
Literally my thoughts. They're gonna have a monopoly on water soon and charge us a fortune!
Lol I know the feeling, downside of living with flatmates.
I'll end up hating their guts at this point!
Yeah and probably love them as much too.
Adulthood isn't all its cracked up to be.
It's a life of stress! Being a kid was fun.
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