Why You Shouldn't Get Out Of Your Comfort Zone | Comedy Open Mic #32

Look at the word. It says "comfort" zone. Comfort means comfy. That means it's comfortable! It's a comfortable place.
Why would you _{get out of it...? Huh?}

Someone from audience: Better growth opportunities.

Ahhhh, shut up. Do you want to work more? No, right? Then you're an idiot for suggesting that. You should stay quiet because you're an idiot _hick , al-alright?

Same guy from audience: Alright. :(

Alright. Good. Better. Any more genuises in the house?

???: It's spelled -- g e n i u s e s.

Wha- who's that? And how'd you even know how I spelled it when I'm actually speaking?

??? A genuiius: Cause I'm a genius.

Oh.
Okay.
Sh-shut up okay? Shut up. _hick So yeah, where was I. Right, in my comfort zone.
This whole getting out of your comfort zone thing is bullshit. Where're you supposed to get out to, hah? How do you even know you're out of it. What, the tingly anxious feeling will tell ya? Screw that bullshit, I don't wanna feel anxious. Why do you think we humans created a...a uh...society thing? Why do you think our ancestors all packed their bags from the jungle huh?
CAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANNA BE ANXIOUS ABOUT BEING EATEN IN THEIR SLEEP BY A LION.

hick

Stay in your comfort zones kids.

Annoying questioner: But then how do we advance as a society?

Huh? Advance? Who the heck wants to advance here?

[All stupid audience members raise their ugly hands]

You all suck. Do you hear me? You...you... _hickevery one of you...sucks.

All those other people who're out of their comfort zones will advance us. Don't you worry...about that. Who's that dude...Alien Mosque? That uh...that space guy. Yeah, he'll advance our society. We sit and watch. That's where the fun is.
Non-comfort zone can...k-k-kiss my ass.

Stupid girl audience member (eew girls): But wouldn't that make our lives worthless?

Naaaahhh, who cares girl?! We don't care. Nobody cares about these... _hick things. We just relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax. Have some fun. Who is to say if your life's worthy or not? Huh? What's that. You, right? Then just say it to yourself when you're about to die, "My life was worthy, and stuff."
There we go. Problem solved.

Dumb kid from audience: But I wanna try new stuff. :/

Why? You're gonna die anyway. Don't try stuff. Forget stuff. Ya'll come back to comfort anyway in the end, so stay right the F here. No _{hick hick} point in _hick moving away from _hick here...
Stay boy, stay! Staaaaaaay. Gooood boy. [pats random audience member on the head]

So you can see why I'm right. From this you can conclude that, like, I was right. Getting out of your comfort zone is a...is a waste of time. Yeah. That's what it bloody is.
_hick
See. I convinced all of you to do the right thing. This is the best thing. Mhmmm, so comfy.
Any more stupid questions f-from you s-s-tooooopid people?
No?
That's...that's what I thought. _hick

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