The Conversation (God And Eye[Poetry])... Comedy Open Mic Round #37

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

So last night I had a conversation with God...

Now I wasn't sure if He spoke like a woman, or if She spoke like a man. Either ways, I had no recording of our conversation so...

Youll just have to bear with me... I at least wrote down something down...

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Just like Moses...

Now without further ado...

Here we go... Of course (s)he's in italics...

...

SLADEN SLADEN SLADEN

Had I three ears, I'd probably hear u

BE THANKFUL YOU SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY

Oh yeah I'd rada sleep, but all the same thank you...

...

YOU DEFY ME, YOU LIVE A SINNER

I defy no one, I do try and seriously

BUT EVERYDAY YOUR SIN GROWS BIGGER

Well, You're my lord, we'll share the blame, and equally...

...

NOW MY SON, U NEED TO BE CLEANSED

Oh cleanse me of poverty, I and my family

BUT FIRST, YOU MUST CONFESS YOUR SINS

Well not a big problem, but still somehow tricky...

...

For how can I confess all my crimes...?
In rhymes, and not more than sixteen lines?

.....UH?!

Gotcha...

...........

#SladenSpeaks


Written for @comedyopenmic's Comedy Open Mic Contest 37

I nominate @wems and @vinacares


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