Why Is Harriet So Hairy? (Photostory) - COM #39
Harriet is a caterpillar
Harriet is smart
Harriet does not shave in the winter
Harriet saves money on heating
This winter don't shave, wax or laser
This winter be like Harriet
This winter be a caterpillar!
With a title inspired by the movie Sweet November another crappy ruthpost is out!
Wanted to say so much more, but I am already too sleepy...
I'll be naming this post an entry to the 39th Comedy Open Mic round and I'll be nominating @trumpman and @dimitrisp to take part!
PS: If anyone has an idea what kind of caterpillar this is, I'd appreciate your input in the comments! 💖
See you around!
All images (not free for re-use) and crappy story by @ruth-girl - Steemit, 2018
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Thanks a lot! :)
Harriet is very cute, but too hairy for my tastes...her beady eyes would rock some cool sunglasses in the summer:)
Harriet is for guys with more "primitive" tastes I guess 🤣🤣🤣
Wow Ruthy, how close should you be to take these amazing shots?
I have found out this the stage of the caterpillar looks also very hairy, maybe they are the same species?
Have some rest girl, you deserve it!
I was very very close! Σε απόσταση αναπνοής που λέμε! :)
I did some googling tonight, I think it's this one
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....Harriet is a κομμουνιστρια.....αχαχαχαχαχαχαχα
Αχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα!!! "Ριζοσπαστικό" το σχόλιο σου 🤣🤣🤣
its a dedliest inseckt
its a dedliest inseckt
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