Hahaha soooo I finally got around to reading this. (Blame yourself for posting so much that when I go to your blog to try and find this post to catch up on it, I kept getting distracted by newer posts)

The Banksy of shit smearing - my favourite phrase in this post

And this is golden

To this day, I have no idea what happened. The only thing I could come up with was that he had an accident in his pants and then pretended he was a blind Bob Ross who wanted to paint happy little trees all over my bathroom, but happened to be fresh out of paint yet was stocked to the max on mushy watery shitlogs in his knickers. That has to be it...nothing else makes sense.

So as much as I'd love to try my hand in this @comedyopenmic business, I need to understand it a bit more before I can.. What can I talk about? Anything? I'm assuming I can do a video, but does it matter how long it is? Teach meeeee