MR KEN- COMEDYOPENMIC 30
Mr Ken was well known for his storytelling skill among his students, even though most of his students knew that most if not all of Mr Ken's story are fabricated they couldn't help it but yearn more stories for Mr Ken because at the end of the day they always get a good laugh out of it.
Being a senior secondary school teacher Mr Ken normally bragged of how he was so intelligent during his secondary school days. He once told his student that he memorised the diagrammatic representation of the Africa map and various places/points in which each country are located. A boy named Matthew asked Mr Ken how is it possible? Mr Ken reply was that students of these days don't eat food that is rich in protein that much that's why they are not as sharp as students during his days. Mr Ken's reply was a very hilarious one as everyone in the classroom busted into laughter. He asked Matthew ''boy if there is any question you want to ask me you can go ahead Mr Ken is ever ready to do justice to it'"
It was yet another day in class and Mr Ken, as usual, went on with his usual storytelling which is mainly composed of lies and lots of bragging. The most interesting thing about Mr Ken is that despite is so many obvious lies, no one ever had the courage to defend him. His storytelling normally makes the class to be lively and he was the most loved teacher by students.
Mr Ken starts bragging about how intelligent he was in secondary school and that he was a good mathematician. He told the class that he and his friends do solve maths to the extent that they do pull their shirt due to so much swear to emanate from their bodies. Mattew couldn't just take the lies anymore so he raised up his hands for Mr Ken to give him an audience.
Mr Ken saw his hands and beckoned on him to go on. Mattew stood up and said Sir keep on telling us more lies. The whole class was surprised by Mattew's statement and the sounds of laughter filled the classroom. Mr Ken couldn't help it but also joined in the laughter too. That was the last class Mr Ken even told a story as a teacher.
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your story is sad, strange, yet engaging.
'diagrammatic representation of the Africa map'
my head tries to rubber band around that sentence
Thank you
That sentence simply mean the diagram of the Africa map.
ok cool...i get it. the diaphragm. just around where the food gets processed
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I'm not sure exactly why is so funny to me...but it is. Funny stuff! He once told his student that he memorised the diagrammatic representation of the Africa map and various places/points in which each country are located.
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