Please. There is no need to consider this post a contest entry. I am certain I could win by hosing the right goat (it's always about who you know,) but why brag? I can hose a goat without making a joke out of it.

Haha. Much we know you are a magnificent aerialist to hose goats out of balance but even a better formidable ropewalker knowing the right people to win comedy contests. };)

But don't worry buddy. That I will go to the resistance and present the fight for the Court Jester prize this time. :)

Cheers!!