¿Do you know what happened to steemit's website today? Well, I KNOW!! (Comedy Open Mic Round #20 entry II)
“Oh my gosh, what if the black holes within 'this' massive black hole we are in, are portals to outside of this black hole and we could travel to outside of this black hole like if a hole were poked in a piece of paper and I wanted to send a corgi through it?
«««-Beyond The Echo Chamber-»»»
"504 Gateway Time-out"
¡Alright! NOW, having said all the above. Sure you are probably wondering... ¿?¿
¿From where the hell I've published this post then?
Ah! ¡Come On! ¿From where else? I posted this article from that 'Bright Black Hole' many light years away from this current crappy Black Hole we live in when they forced me to transform me into that chicken that would become the god of its own universe.
¿What did you expect? There is no secret into the crappiest astrophysical mysteries of the Steem Blockchain.
¿Mind you?
And just because I am a very SERIOUS chap and an insistent deified chicken. On this occasion I'm gonna nominate to @htooms & @deliberator ¡a second time! So they join me in my own chicken universe. Because... ¡Being a 'lonely' Chicken's God isn't fun! }:)
"504 Gateway Time-out"
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All i could think of is that we are spending 50 billion dollars to put a cock in a black hole. Kinky.
Oh! @doomsdaychassis, is that to train & dress that 'astrocock' by putting all those sensors and monitors all over his body to register every detail of the trip many light years away.. uhm, that shouldn't be cheap. }:)
I think they have to change the website's oil every three thousand miles.
Heck!! way more than only change the website's oil my dear @acolucky. };)
Sometimes I think you are too serious.
Hahaha, I suspect you are starting to know me pretty well my esteemed @mineopoly. ¿Isn't it? :o)
If you're dating a black girl, you've mostly been in and out of a black hole 🤔
You are absolutely right @belemo. And then, I certainly would have to wear dark glasses all the time to cope with such so pleasant brightly & shiny extasis out of the radiant darkitude from the mere center of those succulent & delicious Black Holes.
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