COM Round 44 entry II | Joining with humor onto the #stopthepowerdown bandwagon.
«-Prelude & Prologue-»
A good joker knows how to laugh away the pain. A skillful joker strives to bring in exotic and succulent stuff on the table and extract off the best spontaneous reactions from everyone else heads. The unexpected reactions, opinions & insights toward his unusual style of cooking the real & virtual life and his notable endeavors to please the unknown palate of his eventual concurring guests through his peculiar spicy way to season the dishes he serves at a given moment.
I don't know and I really don't care if this Round 44 of the #comedyopenmic contest is the last one or not or if it is still valid to participate with our entries or not. After all, all that bunch of buffoons seems too busy these days trying to roast two rabbits at once.
I have the slight suspicion that now it takes them too much time to find, READ, comment, ponder, qualify and judge our contributions to the contest. And even longer time to exchange & swap 'WLS«-to-»Steem & Steem«-to-»WLS' do$h back and forth and vice versa to send to the winners the prizes duly and promptly. ¡Holy shit!
Therefore, I have no intention of continuing huffing and puffing too much to finally win the Court Jester jackpot through this post as I had done this before. Yeah! Fuck All Those Infructuous Efforts!!
On this occasion I'm gonna share a rather short joke.
If they laugh or not, that's their problem. The really important thing here is display in the most crude way the beauty, usefulness and charms that an authentic Social Network should possess to thrive on endless 'community' engagement and greatest interaction among their population. No more, no less.
And what is the main and current Buzzword here right now to make you laugh?
#stopthepowerdown, of course.
Hence, for this 44th edition of the @comedyopenmic judges team.
I'm gonna put all of them through a true stress test this time. Because they undoubtedly will have to learn a great deal of spanglish first if they really want to use just 17 muscles of their faces to smile instead of waste more energy using 43 or 63 muscles to frown.
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"Online Virtual Warriors"
Yeh, yeh yeh, let's nominate to @Pinky and @TheBrain to participate in this ghost town. };)
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Hi por500bolos,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: Click Here
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
#dowhatyouwant should be the tag as most people do that anyway :)
Now, I guess that new tag will need a pretty persuasive logo... right? :)
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