Comedy Open Mic Round #9 Entry 1 - #hashtags

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

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Most people (including President Trump) seem to carelessly use hashtags as if they are simply keywords. The original rules governing the use of hashtags are almost always ignored today. Here's a reminder of them:

Syntax and rules governing the use of #hashtags

  1. Hashtags must be prefixed with the hash symbol (That's why they call them hashtags)
  2. Hashtags must rhyme with the word "Hash"
  3. Any given hashtag should relate to the preceding tweet

That's it - just 3 rules, but hardly anybody gets them right.

Examples of well-qualified #hashtags

I like corned beef #hash
What's your favorite type of tree? #ash
Going to grow a bushy mustache #stash
Where's my kushweed? #stash
Ouch - an eyelash got into my eye #lash
My robe is untied #sash
I cut myself shaving #gash
I've got a red itchy patch #rash
I'm planning a wild party #bash
I'm going to run 100 yards #dash
That car just hit me! #crash
These brownies taste weird #hash
Going to hit the ATM #cash
I don't like baked potatoes #mash
My cigar is burning quickly #ash
I got to take out the garbage #trash
I'm all lost in the supermarket #clash
You like guns & roses #slash
Trump is braggadocious #brash
He did the monster mash #smash
don't forget to delete your browser history after viewing porn @cache
I saved it on my USB drive #flash
Who's your favorite member of CSNY? #nash

In conclusion

Do you understand it now or should I rehash it? I think you got it. Why don't you respond with some examples of your own?

I nominate @walnut1 and @lameorecords to try their hand at this great contest

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