Comedy Open Mic Round 9 - Why I sent my wife Packing

in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

I have always loved my wife, I mean she gets me all the time....
Recently she got a new rabbit, that was the beginning of the end of our marriage.

The rabbit was practically her new best friend, he :

  • followed her everywhere she went
  • Slept on our matrimonial bed
  • Ate at our dining table
    There had to be a limit, but my dear wife saw it as no threat to our relationship. I warned her countlessly, until yesterday.

Finally I became a Father

So my wife was delivered of our very first child yesterday, but I had to be in a meeting all day. I got home and this was what she was carrying :

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YOU CAN MEET HER AT HER PARENTS HOUSE TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHILD

I NOMINATE @surpassinggoogle and @reggaemuffin I enjoy their blogs... and I am sure they would do a good Job here ..

Cover Image was gotten from CCO CREATIVE COMMONS

#funny #love #life #adsactly
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     6 years ago 

    yeah it's a sad day when the pet rabbit is not just more bad-ass than you, he's taken over your pussy

    👍👍- u dog, be at the bottom of the pack

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     6 years ago 

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    I will be sure to send it your way

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     6 years ago 

    Round 11 has started... go give us your next 2 entries.... quick the SBD & Upvotes are waiting for you!

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       6 years ago 

      At least, she's got healthy teeth.

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       6 years ago 

      you got beat by a rabbit. hide your face in shame and quit blaming your wife.

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       6 years ago 

      Really?

      You want to swap wives?

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       6 years ago 

      i prefer swapping rabbits

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         6 years ago 

        haha so what is this thing? You just tag people to write a comedy post?

        All of mine are comedy. Not really, they're just so tragically bad that they're funny maybe sometimes.

        I'm sorry the rabbit ruined your relationship lol you can't trust those seemingly sweet bunnies, they're diabolical haha

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           6 years ago 

          you seem to have a point, guess I saw it late

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