I'm happy to say I've outdone myself. Which is not difficult, as I'm notoriously unfunny. Although my plea against dick jokes was received very well, I'm happy to report.
Here is my second (and real) entry for this round #4. Hope you won't think it's too meta-licious.
This is a funny title with a pun - entry by @nobyeni for #comedyopenmic round 4