The judges didn't deem any of the entrants to our pageant worthy of having their legs shaved and wearing a chicken costume

... and I could have done with a free leg shave...I have real chickens to go with the costume too...

Nice one @blewitt. I seeing that what I thought was a downside to having toilets in a business that the public can use, can actually be an upside. Why is shit so funny?

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