Feed Filler: Comedy Open Mic 41
Things have been quiet on Steem of late and many who continue to post are posting about Steem. I'll be honest with you, I'm starting to get bored of reading views on Steem, both the doom and gloom posts and the peppy ones.
So I'm going to have some fun and share some things that made me laugh recently and maybe put something in the feeds of anyone who might be following me if they haven't gotten bored and left.
This is me, first thing in the morning. How do you like my hair?
What has made you laugh recently?
Nominating @galenkp, because he might actually realise now he's using partiko and because I know how much he LOVES to be nominated for contests. Also nominating @corpsvalues because I miss him.
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That kids face with the text: "Something important?"
:D :D :D
And I can really relate to the "Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done."
Pure gold I say. Pure gold.
I have nothing that has made me laugh recently. Or I can't remember.
Thank you for this not about Steem post. That made me happy!
man i have the same problem. I can't remember what made me laugh recently. Or nothing has.
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Sometimes life sucks. That's always funny.
sometimes?
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Yes. On those occasions when it's not pretty awful. That's always so sweet.
Ok here is something funny:
I have made it a habit to drink plenty of water now a days. Of course I have to visit restroom a lot.
Now I don't even have to think to go to the restroom and thats good.
But every now and then I am already on the half way to the restroom when I realize i don't need to pee.
And sometimes for no reason I am already inside the restroom too.
(Hoping this made sense to you as I was very confused on how to write this in words LoL)
So with the water habit came the restroom habit! 😂
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Haha, I can so relate to that! Thanks for filling my feed with something different. I think I will have to check out the other comedy open mic tags now for a good laugh.
It reminded me of those days where I don't stop and am exhausted at the end, but didn't get a single thing I'd planned to do done!
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STOPdamn right i am as well
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Some of my favourite authors too! Used to have nice discussions, but I really don't know what to say any more...
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