Hilarious! I taught high school for years, and raised two sons (crumpled stiff socks under their beds...that's when I taught them to do their own laundry by the way ;), so I know all about your "boy" problem.

I remember teaching grade 9; that year when the girls totally develop, but the boys are lagging a little behind. There was group work going on, and this girl, with a fully developed rack (as you say, but no brown slacks) leaned over this poor boy's shoulder to see his work. She had one tata resting on each of the kid's shoulders. He turned 50 Shades of Red, had nervous beads of sweat on his upper lip, and stuttered something about going to the bathroom. I almost said, 'run Forest, run'. Killed myself laughing later, telling my family about it all.

That damn girl knew exactly what she was doing too.