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RE: comedy open mic - round 12 How to have a perfect marriage
Haha, late to the party but I love it! I'm having two burritos in two months!!
Haha, late to the party but I love it! I'm having two burritos in two months!!
ooffff . 2 at the same time. Have fun not sleeping for the next 2 years. I have 2 girls and the best parenting advice I can give is from the get go please get them on a sleep schedule. Seriously. I know you will want to let them sleep during the day and have a bit of piece and quiet but that is a huge mistake. If you can keep them awake a bit more during the day time they will sleep a bit better at night when you are sleeping. Just trust me. It took me a bit to figure this out with the first one but the second one was much smoother. People always think sleeping babies are cute but then when you try to sleep they will destroy you if you let them sleep all day. On our first kid I fell asleep standing up before due to lack of sleep. She had some stomach issues also and could litterally puke up a wall whileyou were changing her diaper. Like 3 feet UP the damn wall. It was some exorcist shit.