WHO ARE THE REAL VICTIMS? :COM31 First Entry

So I'm about to be real with some shit right now, so if you're sensitive or have weak bowels, I suggest you look away real quick because this is not for you.
Now I don't know about the rest of you dudes out there but its getting more difficult not to fuck an underage kid these days. Maybe I'm just a perv and this is probably not only me but I keep running into these 14-17 year old girls with fully evolved tits in awkward situations. Now before you start casting aspersions, hear me out, I don't go out my way looking for them, they're just everywhere.
This goes beyond lurking around highschool fences, spying on sleepovers with my drone or installing cameras in children's toilets, this is reality my people; your teenage daughters are consciously trying to get fucked and guys like me? Well, we're the victims. We're active pretty boys that remind them of Zayne Malik or one of them pretty boys in boy bands. They're seriously trying to fuck us. It's crazy out here.
Its really unsafe out here, my cousin's currently fighting off a law suit, he was accused of some paedophilia type crime, which is crazy because the girl is literally old enough to be his daughter but in all honesty? She's hot enough to be fucked. I can't even blame the asshole. There's many assholes out here trying to stick their penis into things, don't expect me to make wise decisions when I'm drunk af("as fuck" for old people). Its a crazy world.

Finding the root cause isn't that easy, I mean these kids are exposed to some gnarly shit on the internet from when they're young, I've seen a 12 year old twerk; I'll just surmise by saying that everything about the encounter was illegal. Safe to say I wasn't proud of my reaction.

You'd expect the kiddies TV channels to be a bit more "legal" but nah. Everywhere I turn its butts, kissing and "crushes". The regular kiddy stuff's gone, these days it's pseudo-soft porn aired on these channels. Every now and then, it's either spongebob twerking on TV or some Nick teens making out. Of course no one talks about hormones and erections, of course these kids would want to kiss someone after seeing this and they'll definitely not say shit about what comes after the kiss nor the fact that most of the actors are actually over 18 years old. Its a fucking mess I tell you. Stay frosty and look out for your kids, its not just about predators these days, underage are out here chasing dicks and I'm not talking "Ricky, Dicky, Freaky and Dumb"(coined from title of a show on Nickelodeon by the way).

I nominate @dobartim and the extremely sexy @traf to make entries for this round.
Disclaimer; I have never seen @traf's penis more than once a day