Last Of A Dying Breed: comedyopenmic 34 first Entry

I'm jealous of my forefathers, I only heard tales of these great men that walked the earth. I heard they were giants that never got sick, that they were perpetually healthy and never cried. I heard these stories from my parents, they were the last to see real men in existence.

Where did our balls go? We keyed into the strife and whiners. The whimpers from crevices were made loud by our frail existence and our need to give cognisance to the unwarranted. I heard our forefathers were real men with big balls; I heard they'd make mistakes and own up to it, then kick whoever accused them square in the nuts instead of showing weakness. I heard these men had families and would leave their families in search of greener pastures, find the greener pastures, do some light raping and pillaging then come back with the spoils of war to feed their families.

Where did our balls go? What have we replaced them with? I hear a woman needs a man to always be in touch with her. That the man must be subservient and drop his balls at the altar. I heard that they're grabbing us by our ball sack and calling all the shots. I heard these tales and my balls shriveled up in disgust as I cringed.

Where did our balls go? Our forefathers didn't cave in when they tried to take away their primordial inklings. Our forefathers stood up and smacked the detractors in their face with their balls. Now what do we have? We have lady boys everywhere scared to fight for their own. It is true a woman is indeed strong and could fight her own battle but our forefathers saw through all that gripe. They stood firm and would always be the shield and protector of their own. They'd walk with their heads held high as they fought, killed or died for what they believed to be theirs.

Where did our balls go? We've replaced it with hashtag campaigns and fighting behind the screen. Back when the world wasn't fucked up, we had people ready to fight and die for what they believed in. Yes it was messy but it got results. Now we frown at people that represent causes and glorify propagandist.

Our balls have been taken away from us and to be ballsy is to be termed "archaic". They'll call you a caveman but the truth is as much as we're rational beings, we're also animals with instincts. We want to hunt, kill and eat prey as much as we want to nurture, love and fuck. Our balls have been taken away from us by the times and very soon, there'll be men choosing whether to have balls or not because the society keeps doling out these lady boys that would have been phased out in the past.

I nominate @buttcoins and @trumpman to help me answer the question, for I know not where my balls went.