Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work.
The boss replies:
You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.
Los Venezolanos son locos. (The Venezuelans are crazy)
while recording the voice of the video did not stop laughing
lol shit this fcuker is like my buddy.....acts all cute and innocent until you try to mess with him
in the morning Tom calls to his boss:
The boss replies:
2 hours later Bob calls: