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RE: The Ultimate Love Poem :: Comedy Open Mic Round 11
Dang! I missed it! I totally could have helped out, @johnkingwriter.
There was a young man from Benducket
Who brought dinner home in a bucket.
”We love KFC!” said the children with glee,
While the wife said “Thanks, but go suck it.”
Okay, maybe it wouldn’t have rescued him from his plight, but a little levity may have been in order?
I feel your poetry may not be the ideal solution either :) I'm sure he appreciates your willingness to help though! Maybe he'll pick one of ours anyway. I'm sure he'll give us a status update...if he survives.
At least when he never returns online... we know who to blame! Thanks neg.
I can't top this!
Ha ha! So you actually have KFC in Scotland?