Comedy Open Mic - Round 9 #over sleeping solution : )
Hey what's up hilarious people ?
how it's going ? So, After my 1st lame entry at COM src
i just got an another lame idea to take second entry.
Believe me i always throw lame entry at COM. Sometimes judges want to pissed off on me but at least i'm lucky cause i'm thousand Kilometer away from them. I hope their shit will not arrive here .
I know i'm not a comedian but still trying to make something funny. My dreamy situation become like Supa hot fire's punch line, now a days. His one punchline was like " Oscars in my Bathroom, but i'm not a actor ".
Yeah wanting same shitty thing not being a comedian lol.
So, guys let me throw my second lame entry .
Today i'm gonna write about a female patient (Ashley) who sleep too much all day long. Now she wants to free from her this damn sleeping problem. That's why she is going to a doctor to find out a solution for her problem .
Girl : Hola, doctor How are you ?
Doctor :Fuck ! i'm okay that's why i'm sitting here to solve my patients problem like yours.
Girl : Oh sorry doc.
Doctor : Now tell me what's your problem ?
Girl : I'm suffering over sleeping problem. Everyday i sleep too much, wherever i go if sit somewhere even stand some where i felt asleep. Please "dog" help me oh sorry doc help me. It's ruining my life , I need serious help.
Doctor : Oh i see "Ass-ley"........ sorry that's was my fav pornsatar name. Okay then Ashley listen do you workout regularly ?
Girl : Yes. but when i enter at gym i take instrument like Dumble and i start my first set (10 reps each set . I count like 1,2,3 tut tut ....... after 3 hours later i found myself lying on the floor. Alas ! i couldn't finish at least one set , i fall asleep again.
Doctor was thinking about, what could be the reason then ..........
**suddenly phone start ringing " ting tong tring tring uh uh .... "
That was Ashley's phone. She picked up phone and finished her conversation with her friend. But the doctor was watching her curiously and his face reaction was like black curved ass lol.....
Doctor : What the fuck was that Mickey Mouse !!! was that 19's 69 models Phone ???
Girl : Don't call it mickey mouse cause your dick is smaller than it. it will better if you call it yours **
*** doctor was thinking inside how did she know that my lil brother is smaller like mickey mouse ?
Girl : hymmm hey doc close tour pants chain : )
Doctor : Ohhhhh thanks hehehe for mention this. Btw what was phone's model ?
Girl: src
Doctor :
WTF !!!
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okay listen I'm giving you a Smart Phone after installing Instagram, facebook, twitter, steemit etc apps you will be never able to sleep more than 4 hours Guarantee !!!
** WOW ! smartphone and internet is the best solution to being sleepless ..........
Doctor also said, i'm giving you some Link in the Prescription to stay more sleepless : )
*** That girl left the doctor chamber happily and doctor's tricks worked perfectly. Especially for his secret therapy (Link in the prescription ) the girl was unable to sleep at least 4 hours !
Now ask me what was those magical Link in the description ? :
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I'm nominating @bekirsolak and @azamniazi
from my folowers list randomly to take entry @comedyopenmic for make funny post .
Thanks for reading this shit .
#Laugh_till_you_die and thanks again to @comedyopenmic for creating this great network.
I will always come to the doctor and will ask for advice so that I do not sleep much,
Hopefully doctors give me a smart phone.
smart answer, But don't forget that you have to be user of Nokia 1100 . I hope you've started using smart phone from few years ago. Lol
Sorry @armiaaceh your greedy move won't work here. You already disqualified : )
hahahahahahaha
Well, better than last time, Soon at #comedyopenmic we'll be starting our own comedy school. make sure to check it out.
@amirtheawesome1
Okay i will wait then .....
so very very funy