Fish Bladder for Comedy Open Mic Round #26
For https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/the-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-26
I nominate @stinawog (who held the camera for me) and @ecoinstant, AGAIN... or did I miss his entry for last round?)
In case you haven't heard, I'm the master of puns. I'm the puntender over at Punday Monday. And so, when I think of a truly terrible one, I must, nay, I want to,
How many commas is too many commas?
share it with you. (this is the end of the sentence that started two paragraphs ago.)
Truth be told, my original delivery to @stinawog, my test audience, was dryer. She said..."what?" I'm not the Maytag man, though, so when the cameras got rolling, I turned into a dad. (In my real life, I am a distinguished FATHER)
Here goes nothing:
Would you be interested in being a judge for #comedyopenmic Round 27?
...I would... this is quite an honor!
Is there anything else I need to know/do?
come join our discord
you'll be given a list of entries and you rate them out of 5.
that's about it.
Any particular channel on the discord?
Hey! Again? The weeks not even over yet?! This will be my first one, so, like...how do I do it? A link will do if you have one, I read at a 37th grade level!
Just go to @comedyopenmic. The rules are much simpler than even my punday rules.
Make a post that's something funny.
Title the post Comedy Open Mic Round #26
One of your tags should be #comedyopenmic
That's it. If you want, you can also drop the link in the post on their page, but I think they also just look at the tags.
FUNNY TIMES WITH BIG PRIZES
Alright, yes! I have seen it around, but haven't jumped in quite yet. This will go great with my daily dlive videos!
Thank you for exhorting me ;p
You'll d live er!
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That one got me right in the funny bone! Liver is also my favorite organ meat....
I like to consume the hearts of mighty bovine.
My new hobby is screen capping sections of the google search with reuse selected.
That's a fun hobby!
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STOPTo support your work, I also upvoted your post!
😂 Nicely done.
With such an opportunapee, I'd say European.
It crossed my mind what tunapee might smell like. It was not a pleasant thought.
Are you down with O.P.P or TunaPee?
Uno me!
As in, I'm about to win, you naturally naughty fella ;P
What's that giant spider doing on the right?
Sorry, @improv can't respond. this is me, the giant spider. I was trying to think of a punchline to top his, but I couldn't, so I ate him.
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😁 also still smiling as I read this..bad spider....real bad.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. I'm hatching thousands of brain-eating spiders. Please leave a message at the beep.
You can't kill @improv you DAMN spider. He's funny as hell! AND I GOT A BIGASS CAN OF BUG SPRAY FOR YOU AND YOUR KIDDOS!!! I'm going to make a silk wardrobe from your innards, you basterds!
Halp! Murderer!
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Dear Mr. Spider, please puke @improv back out as we need him to create more comedy and I don't think your rectal cavity can handle him, he looks like a load
I'm wearing his skin.
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Opportunapee!! It still making me smile, and I watched the video a few minutes ago. Funny brother. Thank you!
HA! I'm so glad!