Comedyopenmic 8: When She Keeps Telling You Is Her First Time

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago

When she keeps telling you and giving several excuses that it is her first time.

You try all you could to make her feels guilty so that you can really experience the fun of the first timer.



She finally gave you an opportunity. You are anxious to really know what is in there due to what she told you.



But you just confirm and have to judge by yourself

Though she later confessed that she lost her virginity in the process of peeing after holding her pee for 24hrs

I nominate @abayomi1 and @alfhi

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you should know its not your mother's first time

Though am the last born of my family of 12 children but i believe she still maintained her virginity even after given birth to me. haha

Thanks @trafalgar for checking in.

Hmm...

She was doing something for 24hrs, I'm not convinced it was peeing.

Hehehe.... well that was the excuse she gave.
Thanks @comedyopenmic for visiting

hodling till the point she lost her virginity. how well the bear market could use this

Funky you're not on discord?

Kindly help me with the discord link

Oh! the beer market can actually try that out but might not be favorable in this kind of situation.
Thanks @holybranches for checking in

Very deep hole.
Thanks for your entry

Somehow, the combination of these 2 phrases just sounds wrong.

Thanks @take5 for your time and effort

No effort, I enjoyed your post.

Haha, did it burst out of the wrong hole at the end of that 24 hrs?

I think that might really be what happen if that one is possible haha
Thanks @jedi-won for visiting

This looks like a two man job, send me location.

Hmmm guess you don't have an interior motive

Yup everyone in the game has heard that line, but gee thanks for visualizing this for all of us.

👍👍👍- looks awfully like the very first COM post you did, this must be the virgin prequel!

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