I never knew what i wanted to be when i was a kid

in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

Hi guys, here is my entry in to comedyopenmic round 2..enjoy!

When i was a kid growing up i had a lot of dreams and life aspirations.

First i wanted to be a WWE wrestler

Then an Olympic diver

Then a world class hurdler

Then a jockey

Unfortunately i showed no talent at any of these sports so i decided to become a plumber and my wife couldn't be happier!

#funny #punchline #sports #life
6 years ago in #comedyopenmic by
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     6 years ago 

    You tried your best to find a crack into the world of sports, but the dirty reality is that there are more cracks open in plumbing, luckily you will take care of them!

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     6 years ago 

    Yeah mate im still 'plugging' away

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       6 years ago 

      The first gif is like a guide on how to always get a free parking space xD

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       6 years ago 

      My back is still broken from that

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         6 years ago 

        Ouch. That first one looks like broken bones to me.

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