Comedy Open Mic - Round 10 - The thug life?

You know I always ask myself this when they release another rap or trap song, and even if they say they traffic in cocaine, have the best cars, earn millions or have the best whores, I wonder, is that true?

Why do I ask myself this? the answer is simple, because if it were true that they traffic drugs and kill other niggas, I assure you that the only thing they had fun, would be other prisoners, another thing, is that criminals do not really go screaming through songs about their actions criminals, because obviously they would fall prisoners, but why do rappers do it? only for fame, because everyone (sorry, the stupid people) love this and even want to imitate them, but god they do everything just for marketing, they do not kill a fly, the most they can do is steal the pension of your grandmother to buy 5 ounces of marijuana, so do not be fooled, and stop listening to that kind of music, that's harmful, it puts you in the head that you have to be a troublemaker to have respect or that you have to use drugs to be someone, do not hurt yourself in that way.

True criminals are robbing banks, or in prison or dead, but they are not doing rap or trap songs, saying they are traffickers.

For this round I nominate: @nimko @slanty1