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Well, yeah, someone did nominate me to make an entry in this week of the Comedy Open Mic (@hiddenblade you little... I love you) and I didn't know what to do so I decided to share something of my personal life, why my personal life? Well, because it's miserable and people like to laugh about that (it's human nature you know), so here I go...

The time when I face the most horrid creature on the planet

You better use this as soundtrack guys... Just click it!

There is no fear as one that you know it comes closer, the one that you suspect is near and that day I found myself in front of the stuff of nightmares, in a dark room dimly lit by the greyest of sunsets, paralyzed by the vision in front of me, a beast as dark as the pitch black corner of your deepest secrets, with long legs full of hair and hooks used to rip every inch of your skin, a myriad of eyes to make your mind a mess of fear, paranoia and anxiety, lastly all of these was covered by the nastiest of armors, a dark carapace, thick and terrible protecting its body and its wings... oh such horrible wings.

I was a victim then of its terrifying gaze that rooted into my heart the deepest of the horrors that made my legs and arms of stone, in terror and without moving I saw how it began to slither towards me, making a clicking sound with every step chilled my bones and broke my soul, and it stopped, I could see it mocking at the paralyzing fear that possessed my body .

And it happened, the terrible creature show me my own nightmares, it spread its fetid wings, wings that covered the room and made the world go black, I could not see, terror took me, I could not see only hear the frantic flapping of those horrifying wings, I can still hear them today, approaching in the dark as a cold wind cutting through a barren field of dead trees and naked rocks.

As it zoomed at baffling speed towards me, my own life shook my body and it was my own again, I managed to barely dodge the stampede of the foul beast and in that instant I saw an opening, an opportunity to strike and end all of this, to return the darkness to the abyss from where it once crawled, I gathered all my courage and rush to it, filled with adrenaline and fear, hoping for the best and fearing the worst, it felt like the last moment on the universe, but it was over, all over.

I FINALLY KILLED THAT MOTHERFUCKING COCKROACH, HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY, DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING?!?!?! AND IT WAS FUCKING FLYING!!!! NOPE NOPE NOPE I'M OUT OF HERE!

Source: When in Manila

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This was a work of fiction none of the parts were hurt in the telling of this story, except for that nasty thing, I SQUASHED THAT SHIT FLAT AND IS DEAD! DED I SAY!

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This was my entry and I hope you liked it ( it's my first time, be gentle senpai) and I would like to nominate @ilazramusic and @exzorltg say hello to the camera guys!