D Files SNAP #01 - Profound Spiritual Truths in 60 Seconds Flat! - Comedy Open Mic Round #36

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago


Greetings Steemiverse

Here at the D Files, we have our finger on the pulse on the Blockchain.

So, of course we are going to get involved with the SNAP concept!

Get ready for some profound truths, as we delve deep into TIME (in 60 seconds)

The truth is in there!

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Thank you very big! Are you clairvoyant. I am pantsless, beer in hand as we speak.

Mind you, that's not unusual....

hahaha
What is time?
But you made the 1 minute give take 2 seconds
And you did it with two people
I shall be looking out for those profound truths :D

Trust me - it's gonna get mighty deeeeeeeep!

RIGHT ON BOB!

Time is an illusion! If I got one of those headsets and with a little help learned how to make my own podcast, could I video chat with you guys sometime? You two are hilarious and I love the video set up you all got going on with the D files. I try to watch when I can. My wife and I had our baby now so I haven't had as much time to get around to watching and reading everything everyone posts but I am still here. Keep the D files coming.
PEACE!

Yo!

Great to hear from you. Congratulations on the new arrival. I hope all went well. We use zoom.us to record both the video and audio elements - it's super quick and easy and free if you do less than 40 mins. We can chat in Discord if you want any help :)

The good news is our son is vaccine free and NOT circumcised. Bad news is my wife had to have a C section and I'm still a little traumatized by that. I think we all are. Here is the link to our announcement we made. https://steemit.com/life/@bridgetmartin/welcome-maverick-thomas-martin

I've chatted with both you and Bob before on discord in the comedy open mic group before. I'm now on Steem chat too. I will check out zoom.us. I have a web cam but it sucks. I need one of those headsets like you guys got if I am to chat. I've tried Skyping before with the web cam I have and I have to have my face up close to it to speak in the microphone so the other person can hear me.

Yo! Rainbow man, we'd love to have you on the show.
My headset, I got for about $12 bucks, from a chain computer store.
Download and install zoom, then when it's time to record, Sam sends you a link, and...
We're Live :P
Peace.

$12 bucks!? WOW! I paid $50 for this piece of crap webcam I bought to Skype. What sucks is I rarely use Skype too. I need to find this $12 headset. I'm going to have to find a computer store in town that might have one for that price. I'm sure I will find one. I will need it if I am going to chat with you guys on Zoom. I'm still probably a ways away from being set up to do so. Having a newborn now I don't have much time for anything at the moment. My rainbow baby is here! It is hard to find time to log into Steemit and post something new LOL. But I do eventually get around to watching your videos. They are hilarious! I love you guys! And your show is great! You and Sam will be whales soon :-).
Peace.

my life just changed because of this.... mindblown

When the pupil is ready, the masters will appear.

It is heart warming to see that you guys have started catering to my attention-span needs. Thank you so-

Oh is that a butterfly

Sorry, I can't remember what you are talking about.

Hi @eftnow!

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Your rank has improved 40 places in the last three days (old rank 4153).

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Yeh Sam, engage more...
:P
Peace.

My rank has improved 40 places, I'll have you know.

Now, where's that DOWNVOTE button?

Only 4000+ to go 😜
Peace.

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