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RE: Comedy Open Mic Round #22: Flashback
Some of the best advice my old man ever gave me was "Son, never trust a fart. "
Also when you die you usually shit yourself anyway so it is just whatever at that point. I kinda find joy in knowing someone will have to clean up a monster shit after I die. I hope I have Taco Bell as my last meal.
I guess you can brag about it in the afterlife that you had a blast on your last moments here on earth. xD