My son is turning 13 this weekend

I have guided and nurtured this child, as well as passed on my wisdom to mold this being for the benefit of all human kind......

and he is sitting over here talking about anime.

I need a birthday gift that will turn this all around.

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Hi doctorcrypto,

Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

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That gift will come ... you or we ask Lord, help this father, jahajahaajahajahaj

Cool gif .... Happy Birthday to your son ! Nice COM entry !

COM have some other requirements I should have mentioned to you. COM RD 32 needs to be in your title and a link to the official RD post in your topic + 2 nominations for others to join ( they don't have to join you just need to nominate them )

Official link : https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-33

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